![]() ![]() I’d have pretended I wasn’t home, but you can get stranded motorists out here too, and the sooner you let them use your phone or whatever, the sooner they go away. So when the knocking started, I thought, shit, government, and my stomach tied up in a knot. That’s another reason buyers have to call first: depending on what the cucumbers are up to, I tell people they have to wait, I can’t see them today. Being legal would be nothing but a pain in the ass, even if I didn’t have to worry about keeping people from finding out about the space cucumbers.Īs it happened, my latest bunch of cucumbers was due to start singing any minute, which meant the last thing I needed was somebody in the house. Some of my buyers ask why I didn’t go legit when the medical-marijuana bill passed four years ago, but that’s a no-brainer: I do not need the government crawling up my backside to regulate me, and I have a lot more customers this way, and I make a lot more money. I don’t let anybody in who isn’t vouched for, and even so, it’s amazing I’ve never had cops out here. New buyers have to be referred by people I know. Nobody’s welcome out here except UPS and customers, and I wasn’t expecting any deliveries, and customers have to call first. ![]() ![]() I wasn’t too happy when the knocking started on my door that morning. Series: The Tales of Gorlen Vizenfirthe.Series: From the Lost Travelers’ Tour Guide.People of Colo(u)r Destroy Science Fiction!. ![]()
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